Genius First Grader Perfectly Explains Politics

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but i don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the Administrator of money, so we call her Government. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your baby brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

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